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It began with a shelf idea. Or maybe not even a shelf — more like the impulse of one. My girlfriend said we needed “a better place for the keys,” and instead of doing the obvious, I decided I'd make a statement. Wall-mounted. Minimalist. Stylish. Or whatever people call it when they're about to make a mess.
I marked the spot beside the door, took one step back and thought, “Simple enough” Ten minutes later I was looking through the guts of the wall, wondering it looked like someone had stuffed an old sock next to the wiring. The shelf never happened. But somehow the hole got bigger.
That's the thing about projects like this — it doesn't stay put. You start with one thing, and the next thing you know, your hallway looks like a crime scene. I just wanted a shelf. By the end of the week, I had a dust mask permanently stuck in my jacket pocket.
There's no clear moment when it all flips. It just unfolds. You go to the store for a screwdriver and come back with a tin of “soft almond” paint. That's how I ended up repainting a not even that bad wall because the guy at the store said, “People are doing sage now.”
Receipts get longer. You buy that same trowel because you can't remember where the other ones went. Spoiler: they're all in the laundry, behind the ironing board.
It's messy. Not just physically. One night I stayed at a friend's place because the walls were drying. I also cried over a wonky cabinet hinge. Real tears. Over a hook. I don't know what to tell you.
But you get through it. With YouTube tutorials. You learn things you'd rather not. Like how the bathroom window frame isn't attached to anything.
Eventually, though, things settle into place. Not perfect — nothing is. The tiles by the bin still tilt. But now, I look around and website don't sigh. That's progress.
The shelf? Never built it. We use a bowl now. Same one we always had, sitting on a crooked sideboard. But the wall's patched. Mostly.
And that's renovation, isn't it? Not Pinterest-perfect. But it's yours. With all its weird corners and odd colors.